I am restraining myself from making hog calling jokes, at my state's expense of course. Anyhow, I am looking for up to 5 brave souls (and their corporeal selves) to visit state fair one day with me and graze our way through it. All snacks/meals will be deconstructed and observations posted on here later. Must have cast iron belly, ability to withstand humidity and heat sans complaint, a good pair of walking shoes, and the ability to articulate an opinion. If you are a motivated individual please apply below. No fear of food on sticks, please.